so after having this tumblelog for a year now, it’s time to start new.  i will be over at http://alyssalaurel.tumblr.com now and i will be following a lot of you back over there.  i plan to clean this out pretty soon, so it’ll be removed from your followers lists and the posts will be gone!  feel free to follow me over there, but i’m going to try to start legitimately blogging instead of just filling this space with reblogs.  you’re all wonderful!

part two of amazing text of the day

part one of amazing text of the day

i don’t know what mad-genius mind reading device you’ve managed to acquire or create, and consequently i have no idea how this whole process works.

all i know is that every single butt fucking time i leave my bedroom to use the bathroom, you are aware that i need to use the bathroom, and you…

NOT MOMMA HUBBARD!  she needs her sleep so we can spend all day bonding.

sequinowl:

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andrewcock:

followmeunder:

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it’s been a while.  what’s up?

yep.  i’m immature.

owning a macbook is like having your own personal hall of mirrors

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or tumblr ask!